Potot's Clinic

Where Your Health Is Our Business (Literally).

Carbuncle Lavender Beds W24 P34

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Surgery Room

We offer premium surgery services with a payment plan:
💉 VIP Anesthesia – You’ll be so relaxed, you might even forget why you’re here.
🔪 Top-Notch Surgeons – Our surgeons are so skilled, they could perform surgery on a piano.

Ward Beds (Rich)

Enjoy state-of-the-art features such as:
💖 Concierge Care – Our nurses are here to make sure you're pampered as you scroll through social media in peace.
⚙️Smart Tech – Control the lights/temperature with the swipe of a finger. The future is at your fingertip!

Graveyard

The express checkout for those who can't afford care:
⚰️ End of life plot: Made for patients who couldn’t afford the extended stay in the living world.
📜 Medical Bill Memorials: Each tomb are uniquely engraved with final balances because debt never dies! Potot Bank will find you even in the afterlife!

Cash back Surgery Room

In urgent need of Gil? We can sell your organs at a price:
❤️ Total Dedication – Your organs are handled with absolute care, to ensure warmth and freshness!
💰 High fetching price – We are famous in the black market for organs, highest returns guaranteed!

Ward Beds (Poor)

Here's what you can expect:
🩹 Communal Healing – Because nothing says “speedy recovery” like having the sun burning through your skin.
💨 Fresh Air...Kind Of – Where can you get fresher air than being outside? You can hear the birds chirping!

Toilet

The Toilet stands as a silent sentinel, always there when the call of nature beckons:
🚽 Close Proximity – Everyone knows exactly when you’re having your moment of crisis.
🤢 Mysterious Fragrance – Is it just really just poor ventilation? You’ll breathe through it...literally.

Harvesting Surgeon

Chicken Nugget

Dr. Nugget brings with him a wealth of experiences pertaining to organ harvesting alongside connections to the black market.🩸 Sell One Organ, Get the Second From Someone Else!
🩸 Passion for harvesting! (Discounts for bulk orders!)"You have two, why not share one... for a price?"

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ER Surgeon

PuluPulu Pototo

Meet Dr. Pulu, the modern medical marvel who believes “Why go to med school when you have YouTube?”🔪Mastered surgery after watching 2x speed tutorial.
🔪Stops mid-surgery to “like & subscribe” for future procedures."Just hope there’s no “ad break” mid-surgery"

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Doctor

Syaiton Nirrojim

Graduated with top honors from Potot University, The best shaman doctor in Eorzea!🥦Loudly proclaims your illness to the heavens
🥦 Chants in a language only he understands
🥦Throws leaves and declares your illness healed"If the medicine doesn’t work, the spirits surely will."

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Nurse

Tontaka Monumomo

Our Japanese representative for Potot Clinic! Cute and bubbly Momo chan!❤️Vaccinates you six times before you blink
❤️Wraps your entire leg for a paper cut
❤️Pocket full of emergency Pocky“If you feel faint, don't worry—so do I! Let's sit down and cry together... professionally.”

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Nurse

Eira Pototo

Meet Nurse Eira, a medical professional who believes healthcare and Gil go hand in hand!💰 Checks wallet before checking vitals.
💰 Need healing? Pay up first. No gil, no heal!
💰 Casts Cure but invoices immediately after"Gib Gil"

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Receptionist

Stelar Ririnji

This tiny yet unreasonably powerful gatekeeper decides who gets seen, when they get seen, and whether they even deserve to be seen at all.📋 Controls the queue like a primal summoning ritual.
📋 Might be in league with the Organ Surgeon.“I don’t make the rules...except when I do.”

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Nurse

Eruru Fenia

A gentle and attentive caregiver specialized in looking after the small, energetic, and often mischievous Lalafell staffs of Potot Clinic.🩹Mastered the art of "Lalafell Herding" when they scatter in different directions.
🩹Ability to carry multiple small ones at once.“If I had a gil for every time a Lalafell ran into trouble... I’d be rich and retired by now.”

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Pharmacist

Akara Coffeeway

Don’t let her size fool you..Akara has an encyclopedic knowledge of remedies, potions, and cures for every affliction Eorzea throws at you (and probably some it hasn’t).💊 Can whip up potions faster than you can say "Do you accept gil?"
💊 Knows exactly which plants cure what, even if they look suspicious."The secret to eternal youth? Let’s charge you to find out."

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Tataru

12,000,000 GIL

🩸 "Scions of the Seventh Bank—loans at 200% interest, payable in blood."

Teledji

162,000,000 GIL

💀 "Remember when I said I'd always support you? I meant... at a price."

Gegeruju

241,000,000 GIL

📜 "Sign here. Don’t worry about the fine print... or your soul."

Donations from patients

💰 Alphard Mael 2,000,000
💰 Recca Aelsonian 1,000,000
💰 Seiji Tanimura 1,000,000
💰 Tontaka Monumomo 1,000,000
💰 Fiona Wrynn 1,000,000
💰 Kamar Kamikaze 1,000,000
💰 Celcici Celci - 500,000
💰 H.P - 500,000
💰 Hit Mhir - 450,000
💰 Ali Jenningss - 100,000

Medical Cert(MC)

^$15,000

This magic paper lets you miss work! (Will give link)

Tinker's Calm

^$3000

When you need to silence the voices in your head.

Echo Boost Plus

^$3000

A tough-as-nails calcium & iron supplement.

Apple

^$3000

An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Fantasiaa

^$3000

It does nothing but it makes you think it does!

Glare-drops

^$3000

Recharges your vision like an instant Lustrate!

Basic Medical Checkup(ROLEPLAY ONLY)

^$50,000

🏥 Get a medical checkup session (ROLEPLAY)!
👩⚕️With nurse Potot or nurse Elurinne!
📝 Receive a medical check up report!

Doctor Consultation(ROLEPLAY ONLY)

^$150,000

🔍20 mins consult (ROLEPLAY) with Dr. Nugget!
🩺Receive a Medical Certificate document!
📸A GPOSE polaroid to keep as memory!

Pulu's Emergency Room

^$10,000

Step 1. Patient PAY treatment 10K gil to Pulu.
Step 2. Patient type "/random 100" to get HP.
Based on the health, pulu will do some treatment!

Pharmacist Scuffed Art

^$3,000,000

Step 1. Inform Akara at the counter.
Step 2. Pay 2,000,000 gil to Akara
Step 2. Wait for your scuff art!